How to buy a present? - truyện cười tiếng Anh

How to buy a present?
A man walked into a department store and told an assistant he'd like to buy a present for his wife.
"Certainly, sir," replied the assistant.
"Perhaps a dress or a blouse?"
"Anything," said the man.
"And in what colour?"
"It doesn't matter."
"Size?"
"Immaterial."
Seeing the assistant's confusion, the man explained that whenever he bought his wife something she would always take it back to the shop and exchange it.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook up the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing at 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.” She sleepily replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap ?..”
Keep reading

Sưu tầm - Danh động từ trong tiếng Nga

Danh động từ trong tiếng Nga  là động từ có hình thức danh từ, được nhận biết dựa vào đuôi của danh từ thường là -ание, -ение... Hình thức của danh động từ: + Trường hợp 1: Nhóm động từ +  -ание (-ение)  thường được dùng để thể hiện một quá trình và danh từ sau nó luôn dùng ở sinh cách. обсуждать – обсуждение. сообщать – сообщение. развлекать – развлечение. изменять – изменение. появляться – появление. Ví dụ: Сообщение информации начальнику. (Công bố thông tin của người lãnh đạo). Изменение закона. (Sự thay đổi luật lệ). Формирование нового правительства. (Hình thành sự cai trị mới). + Trường hợp thứ 2: Nhóm động từ +  -ация  thường là những động từ có tiếp đầu ngữ -ова- dùng để biểu thị sự tiến triển của hành động đòi hỏi danh từ theo sau nó ở sinh cách. информировать – информация. публиковать – публикация. иллюстрировать – иллюстрация. регистрировать – регистрация. Ví dụ: Регистрация новых посетителей выставки. (...
Keep reading

What is Sitecoin.com? Is Sitecoin Scam or Legit?

Image
If you are looking for Sitecoin reviews in order to know answers of questions like What is Sitecoin? Whether Sitecoin Scam or Legit and Whether Sitecoin Real or fake, If so then you are on the right page. In this Sitecoin review we will discuss about Sitecoin Backround, Sitecoin earning strategies and Sitecoin drawbacks. If you want to know answer quickly from us that whether we suggest you to work in this company or not then our answer is that we only suggest you to work as a free user because site is not proven yet. And there is always risk to invest money on the new site so we recommend you not to invest the amount of money which you can not afford. We only recommend the established company like Wealthy Affiliate, Which is establish online from 12 years. You can read more about Wealthy Affiliate by clicking this link  http://onlineincomeresources.com/the-wealthy-affiliate-review-scam-or-legit What is Sitecoin? Background of Sitec...
Keep reading